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Reality check, please!

Good day everyone! It's kinda late in the day for blogging, but I wanted to share a few cool things going on this week.

First, I took the kiddos and saw Transformers 2 today. What a ride! I thought the first one was good, but this one was so much better! It was funny and the action scenes were spectacular! There was a LOT of language (wish I'd known that before I took the kids, but alas...) that I didn't think was particularly necessary, but otherwise it was a hit. If you're looking for something to fill the weeks preceding the Half-Blood Prince, I recommend it or The Proposal. Both great flicks!

This afternoon we are meeting at the airport (they are pulling an F-11 onto the line for us to use) to shoot sample book covers for my new MSS, Military Brats. More about that later...
I've never done a photo shoot like this, it's going to be very exciting!

Then tonight, we are packing the oldest boy to go live with his mom for a year. It's sad for us, we hate to see him go, but he hasn't lived with his mom full time since he was a toddler, so he's very excited. It's going to be so strange not having him in the house. I'm nervous, but I know it's something he needs to do.

Also this week is the 4th of July. Those of you who know me know how much I love celebrating my freedom by blowing things up, so this year should be a blast. We're throwing a July 3rd BBQ for our church, then we're going to watch fireworks, go play on the mountain, and start tearing out walls in my living room. ( I also dove demolition, go figure)

Summer has finally come to Colorado so the kiddos are out playing in sprinklers while I blog, wrap up some edits, and finalize some plans for tonight's shoot. I'm not sire if I'll be able to get versus up tomorrow, but I promise to try! If you have a randomly geeky pairing you'd like to see debated here, leave me a comment and I'll throw it in the mix for ya!

Otherwise, "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!"

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Keeping my head above water

This week (and last) it's come into sharp focus just how overwhelmed I really am. Between juggling 4 kids, 3 books, constant household renovations, financial worries, housework, and networking I just feel like I'm spinning my wheels. It's time to take a step back, work on dividing my focus more evenly, and organize my priorities.

Inevitably this means some things will fall through the cracks, at least until my new system is up and running.

One of the things getting a serious time cut is the blog. Not for long, but at least until my edits are completely done. I'll try to update at least once every two weeks or so. In the mean time you can follow me over at Twitter where I'll still be checking in at least once a day.
Thanks for all the love and be sure to check out my interview for Barnes and Noble. com this Thursday!
Here's the link!
http://bookclubs.barnesandnoble.com/t5/Unabashedly-Bookish/bg-p/UnabashedlyBookish

Thanks for all the love and support!
~Sherry

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Tuesday Versus (repost 11/08)

*Note*
This is a repost of a blog from last year. Some of these versus came out before the new blog was up so I wanted to give them a repost for all to enjoy! Plus, I'm knee deep in edits, so have mercy on me!!

So, I'm introducing a new segment here I'm calling Tuesday Versus.  It'll be a weekly battle of the best of random geeky pairings of unlikely foes. I thought I should go with a big one for the first week. Here it is!

This week is:

The Death Star
star-wars-red-ring-of-death-star.jpg image by Trevor1596

Versus:

The USS Enterprise
Enterprise.jpg Enterprise image by Malevolent_Creations

Let's break it down.

The Death Star
+ Able to destroy and entire PLANET with one shot
- Crewed by a bunch of incompetent clones (ever notice how a copy of a copy isn't as sharp as the original?)

The Enterprise
+ Able separate the saucer section
- Phasers bounce off a shield like tennis balls off a tank


Winner?
The Enterprise
Deciding factor- Captains Archer, Pike, Kirk, and Piccard. All cooler than the warty old Emperor.  (Oh, and no conveniently located self destruct button the size of a wamp rat)
ultimate_star_trek.jpg 5 captins image by saber6d

Agree? Disagree? Leave a comment here!!
~NOTE~
For anyone interested, the trailer for the new Star Trek movie is now available online at
www.startrekmovie.com



Next week,

Clone troopers
14ak01l.jpg Clone Troopers image by sandman813

Versus:

Cylons

Cylons.jpg Cylons image by jjh4

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Winners!!!

It's Friday and thanks to the random number generator I have a list of winners from my Trailer contest!

Candice P. - $10 giftcard

Diana C. - $10 giftcard

and

Becca S. - T-shirt and totebag

Congratulations!


Thanks for playing! I hope everyone  has a great weekend.
Stay tuned here for more Foresight news!

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Writing Coach Jill Dearman's new writing column!!

Hey everyone! I just wanted to give all you writers and readers out there the heads up about a cool new online Book club! There's interviews, reviews, and tips on the craft of writing! Please check it out!

http://bookclubs.barnesandnoble.com/t5/Unabashedly-Bookish/bg-p/UnabashedlyBookish/label-name/writers

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Welcome, welcome Tuesday morning...

No, I'm not losing my mind, it's around here somewhere...*pats pockets* I mean, I just had it...


Oh well! Welcome out to Tuesday here on the CF, the only place in the galaxy with more rubbish than a British landfill. Hope everyone had a pleasant weekend. The family and I spent all weekend (and yesterday) getting our lawn ready for sod, planting flowers, putting in a new pond, etc. Now, normally this is spring work. Like late April-early May. But seeing as how summer has yet to make it's slow-butt way to Colorado, we figured, hey! Why not? I mean it hasn't even hit 90 degrees here yet. Stupid global warming! (yeah, I'm lookin' at you Al Gore! *stinkeye*)
Anywho, on to Versus!

Today we have a real fun one submitted by Tammy.
A battle for the most useless reality TV show ever!


The Hills




Versus


The Bachelor





Versus


Rock of Love




Ok, Spidi. Get your peroxide blond selves out here.

-First and foremost this is NOT a reality TV show. Your first clue should have been the fact that everyone is so pretty. In real life, you end up with at least one ugly, overweight person. I think it's a law actually...

-Heidi Montag. Actress. Singer. Spawn of the unholy one.



-Spencer Pratt. The last name kind of says it all. (Favorite quote, "I can't make you un- my sister...")


-Spencer's creepy flesh colored beard. (Thanks for that , Joel.)


-Lauren Conrad's intimate love of feathers and redundancy.


-My grandmother's poodle has more emotional depth and higher moral standards. Thanks, MTV. Once again you've lowered the bar for everyone.


Next up, The Bachelor.


-They should really call it The Douchebag. At least then we know what we're in for.



-The kind of women willing to go on national TV and skank it up in cat fights and intense make outs with these losers aren't exactly the most 'well balanced' to begin with.



-Who wants to date a guy who's making out with 20 other girls anyway?


-Wasn't this just some sick social experiment to see if this was a viable technique for finding true love? Guess what, folks. The results are in.




-Why give out roses at all? I mean let's call a spade a spade. Give out tetanus shots and home pregnancy tests.


-Where do they find these men? SRSLY? I mean, is this the best the gene pool has to offer?



Ok, lets see it, Brett!

+At least you're on VH1, so your expectations of show quality are dramatically lower to begin with.





+They actually DO give out tetanus shots and pregnancy tests so...

-No one (halfway decent- self respecting) wanted to date Brett Michaels in the 80's when he was actually popular. Hey, let's wait 20 years, pack on a few pounds, and try again. I'm sure we'll have better luck now. Riiiiiiiight.

-They say kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. So kissing Brett must be like licking an ashtray, a pack of dirty needles, the bottom of a thousand beer bottles, the floor in a Nevada men's room, and giant hanging signs at the Tony awards.




-His only standards for mate selection seem to be low IQ's, poor personal hygiene, and complete and total devotion to him. Hey, he should be the next Bachelor!!




-Rock of Love, Tour Bus. Or as I call it, Skanks on Wheels.





And the LOSER is:

America.

Yeah.

See you all later! Have a good week!

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We'll get through this together!

It's the middle of the week and many of us are in the usual mid-week rut. No fear, The CF is here with a few of my favorite Posters to motivate you through your week!

Real quick I want to say hey to my new friends and uber-awesome teammates from last night's Geeks over at the Rockslide! Go Toon Army! Second place never felt so good! (for pics from our adventure you can go here:






Without further ado:






Have a great rest of the week everyone!

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Spandex and Spankey Pants...Must be Tuesday Versus...


Welcome out to the Big Show everybody! In case you don't know, it's Tuesday and here at the CF, that means Tuesday Versus:The greatest debates in Geekdom! So pull up a bean bag chair and relax. You could be here for a while!


Today we have:


Heroes

Versus

Justice League

We'll let Heroes go first.


+Sylar looks just like Mr. Spock. Has anyone else noticed this? Is it just me?



+Got Veronica Mars back on TV. (We miss you Veronica!)




-What's the deal with Claire whining all the time? You're friggin IMMORTAL, so quit yer snivilin'!


+'Save the cheerleader, Save the world' slogan kept cheerleader related beatings down for an entire season. Even in Texas...



-The ENTIRE second season.




+George Takei as Hiro's dad.





-Short-Round from Indiana Jones as Hiro. SRSLY?





-Dr Keresh goes all The Fly on us. Oh, and evil. Did I mention evil? Yeah. And all for a Klondike bar...




And now, The JLA!


+Has top secret headquarters, IN SPACE.


+Superman. Duh.


-Does anyone else remember when Hawk Girl was Hawk Man and the Green Lantern was a white guy? Geez. Talk about affirmative action gone wrong!




-WonderWoman, FYI, spankey pants went out in 1979. Sorry.


+Every once in a while Batman shows up and Superman's eye kinda starts twitching.


-Is locked in an epic struggle with the Evil League of Evil Bad Guys. You'd think at their first meeting they'd have voted for a less conspicuous name!


+Did anyone else COMPLETELY GEEK OUT when they saw this on Smallville? SRSLY!







And the winner is:


The Justice League

Deciding factor: Spandex. Take a note, Heroes. Spandex is the ticket!

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Giveaways, goodies, and The Odious Vicars

Good morning everyone! It's Monday here at the Circular file, and I see the first official teaser trailer for Foresight is up and running here (finally)! To celebrate I'm giving a way some swag! Here's the rules!

I need you to help spread the word about Foresight (due out in November) so here's the rules!

1. Embed the video on your website, blog, or myspace page.

2. Send me a link to your page at
sdficklin@msn.com

3. I'll select two winners at random to receive $10 Barnes and Noble gift cards.

4. I'll select 2 more random winners to get cool swag, to be determined.

5. All entries must be to me by Thursday, June 18th.

If you're having trouble embedding the video, you can get the code here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n117My5f0zE

Good luck, and thanks for the support!

On an unrelated topic I'd like to give a shout out to the most crazy awesome Rock Band er...band... ever, The Odious Vicars!!! WOOT! It's a good thing the in laws got that for the "kids" so we could all spend four hours last night on tour in Amsterdam. I think for Halloween we should all dress up as our avitars, well, mostly I just want to see Matt with a white and blue porcupine hairdo. Yeah.

Have a great day people! And check back tomorrow for Versus!

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World Premiere!

Here it is! The first official teaser trailer for Foresight! Enjoy!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n117My5f0zE

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Motivational Poster(s)

Holy Cow! Could you people get any luckier this week? I'm hard at work on my new WiP (AKA Work in Progress) and I thought I'd stop by with a hump day Motivational poster. Enjoy!




Or Two, MUWHAHA!




Have a great week everyone!

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In honor of the New Moon trailer, Tuesday Versus

Ok, here's one for the books, a battle of the New Moon boys!

Edward Cullen

Versus

Jacob Black


Vamps first!

+ Being a hundred years old gives you a serious advantage in High School.
edward.jpg Edward image by foufette422
- Being a hundred years old is kinda weird when dating a 17 year old.

+ Super hott, rockin bod, smoldering eyes, and cold lips.
edward.jpg edward image by HannahsMommee04
- He might snack on you.
edward.jpg edward image by tema_may
+ Actually initiates conversations on your feelings. (Just more proof he's imaginary)

- prone to stupid things like LEAVING YOU ALONE IN THE WOODS, for your own good, of course.
promo-edward.jpg Edward image by AngelsSlayer
+ Can spend the night in your bed and NOT TRY ANYTHING. (Just more proof he's imaginary)

+ Only Vampires and Mormons can love you forever!
edward-1.jpg Edward Cullen image by SuperCheeseStix

Ok, Wolf pack's turn!


+ Super speed, strength, agility, and the desire to catch you when you jump off cliffs.

- Is a teenage boy. Acts like a teenage boy.
03jacob.jpg Jacob Black image by crazegal11
+ Super hott, rockin bod, smoldering eyes, and hot lips.
jacob-black.jpg Jacob black image by rodaci
- Prone to turning furry and chewing on furniture.

+ Puts the moves on you whenever he gets the chance. (Notice I made this a +)
jacob-black-twilight.jpg Smile image by LittleMurky
- Insults your friends and thinks you smell.

+ Capable of taking down a newborn vampire in a single bound.



And the winner is:

*sigh*
Edward.
MyHeart.jpg Edward Cullen image by genesis16-YUMMI-MUMMI-
Yeah, he's perfect. But only cause he was written that way!

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New Moon Madness Monday

I stayed up till 2 am last night (er, this morning?) working on the WiP. Made lots of progress. Finally, I have a story coming together!
I also caught the MTV movie awards, which was saved from being LAME BEYOND BELIEF only by the fraction of a second when we thought Rob Pattinson was about to suck face with Kristen Stewart. *sigh*

No big surprise, TWILIGHT won almost everything. Plus, We got a sneak peak at the New Moon Trailer. If you haven't see it yet, STOP READING NOW! Go google it, watch it, and come back. Or, just click here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwnidftwZ_M


Don't worry, we'll get through this together.

Firstly, Why was Edward being so...kind when he was dumping Bella?
I have a serious nit with this because she has to believe he doesn't love her and doesn't want her.
He leaves her in the woods, for crap sake!!!

Secondly, Woot to Jacob shirtless! I feel kinda pervy cause I know Taylor is like what, 15 or something? But wow. Just wow. And I LOVE that he is the one who saves her from Laurent. That kicks butt. Oh, and finding out his furry little secret by phasing right over her head is much more dramatic. See, some changes can be good!

Thirdly, And this wasn't in the trailer, but have you seen those pics from the set in Italy with a shirtless Edward kissing Bella? Yeah. Spectacular.

Unfortunately all the 20 second trailer does is make us want, nay need, to see MORE TRAILERS. Which is after all, the purpose of trailers.

No worries Summit! You has us at "Hello. My name is Edward Cullen."

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Making my husband a widower

Yes, my husband is a widower.

Many thousands of husbands around the world have found themselves in the unfortunate situation where they have lost their loving wives to the phenomenon that is TWILIGHT.



To them I dedicate this blog.





Not sure if you fall into this category? Symptoms include frozen dinners, dirty houses, and muttered comments like 'Edward would have remembered to take out the trash...' ETC.






Still not sure? Pick up TWILIGHT off the bookshelf in front of your wife and say, "I think we should clear out some of these books. Can we get rid of these?"



If there was any doubt, you'll know now. And just tell your friends you got that black eye fixing up your car or something.






You may be stunned, upset, or just mystified by this unfair turn of events. Not only are you relegated to cold meals and doing your own laundry, but now you are also being constantly compared to a fictional character. A perfect man. Who could possibly live up to those standards? No one.






As a Twilight wife, let me just say a few things.






Firstly, we do not want or expect you to be EDWARD. We just want the escape of reading about a man who likes to cuddle and is obsessively interested in every minute detail of our (and by our I mean Bella's) existence. It's a fantasy. Please, let us have it.






Secondly, we don't want to hear you diss TWILIGHT, no matter how stupid you think it is. The more understanding and supportive of this you are, the more we'll like you and remember why we married you.






And finally, remember that this small thing makes us happy. You don't have to understand why, you don't need to be jealous. You love us, and you want us to be happy. Keep that in mind when New Moon hits theaters in November.






Oh, and thanks for giving us someone wonderful to snuggle up to when we've closed the book and put EDWARD back on the shelf.

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The Clown versus the King

Once again it's Tuesday here at the blog, and before we get to Versus, I have some great news. All the random awesomeness of the Circular File is now available for your Kindle. Yes, I just signed a deal with Amazon.com to allow this blog to be sold (for practically nothing, really) as a subscription on their digital reader, the Kindle.

For those of you unfamiliar with the Kindle, it's a hand held reading device about the size of a calculator on which you can download all your favorite books, news papers, blogs (*ahem!*) for light portable convenience. Kindle and it's counterpart, the Sony Reader, are revolutionizing the publishing industry. No more will we be forced to lug a bag full of heavy books when we go on vacation. Now we just load up what we want to take and stuff it in out pocket. It's like an Ipod for BOOKS! Speaking of Ipod, you may have noticed the new e-book app for the IPhone that is basically the same thing. Perks of the Kindle include:

- free and total backup of all e-books. So if lost or damaged, you don't lose anything.


- Voice reader that takes the place of those costly books on tape.



- convenient download options. You can shop for new books right on your Kindle or Reader.


- And of course, E-ink. My favorite thing ever. Reading on a Kindle is NOTHING like reading on a computer. There's no harsh back lighting that hurts your eyes. The pages look exactly like paper!

But I digress. If you have an e-reader and would like to order the blog just go to Amazon.com and click on Kindle Blogs, then look for The Circular File 2.0. Right now it comes with a free 14 day trial, but who knows how long these deals will last???



OK, enough pimping the blog. On to Tuesday Versus!!

Today we are entering the territory of an age old feud that goes back to the very darkest recesses of time.




McDonald's


Versus


Burger King




OK, let's get Ronald in here.


+By far the best french fries. Not too crispy, not too soggy. Just right. Plus, enough salt to kill an ox.




- Could the spokesclown be any creepier? SRSLY. SRSLY.




-I'm still not convinced their meat is actually, well, meat.



- The confused looks you get when you ask for a Whopper. It's called a JOKE folks. Lighten up. Why so Serious?





OK, on to the King...


+Have it your way. Or else!








+ BK crowns have been making people sexier for 60 years.








- Chicken fries? Who's bright idea was that? SRSLY.



- Slightly less creepy spokesman. Slightly.




+Kingons? That is just cool.








And the winner is:
Burger King
Deciding factor:
This

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Geek Speak

Let me just preface this post with the following statement of fact.

You don't have to be a geek to hang out with me. But it helps.

For example, I had lunch today with Hubby and his friend Josh. We were talking about the blog and more specifically about the most recent Tuesday Versus. It went a little something like this:

Hubby: Did Yoda win?

Me: *pish* No. Dumbledore won, of course.

Hubby: That's lame. Yoda came back from the dead.

Me: Sort of, but so did Dumbledore, sort of.

Josh: Yeah. At first he was the grey wizard, then he came back as the white wizard.

Me: *eye twitching*

Hubby: Dude, that was Gandalf from Lord of the Rings.

Josh: Huh?

Me: *Head Slap*

So I just want to say to my unintentionally funny friend, it's OK if you aren't a geek. Very few people can relate to me on a geekness scale. If you don't know your Dumbledores from your Gandalfs, just nod and smile. But if you're going to jump in with something that messed up, I will blog about it and call you out for the whole world to see.

Good day, sir. Good day.

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Strange Angels

I recently got a surprise in the mail. It was a big white bubble envelope from the great folks at Penguin Group, USA. Inside was an Advance Read Copy of Strange Angels, the new YA novel by Lili St. Crow. I dug right in to it, both super excited to get to check out a new (to me anyway) author, and wondering what whacked out mailing list I'd been put on. (Apparently, It's a writer thing.)


I read Strange Angels in one day. I just couldn't put it down. ( Then I picked it up again and re-read it.)




Strange Angels centers around Dru Anderson, a teen girl with an unusual gift. She can see things other people can't, things that most people don't even know exist. With her father she hunts the nasty things that go bump in the night.


Dru reminds me a lot of a young Anita Blake. ("what good would a fake grenade do?") She's had a hard life and it's left her tough, self-reliant, and edgy. I just love her. She's like a hard candy with a little soft center.

At her new school she meets a cute Goth boy named Graves. Despite his appearance, he's a genuinely good guy and they really connect. Ironically, that's the beginning of the end of Dru's life as she's known it. All hell breaks loose and she discovers the secrets and lies that have made up her existence. A handsome stranger - who she's pretty sure is a 'Sucker' - comes to her rescue and sheds light on the strange events. But can she trust him? Can she trust anyone?


Strange Angels is a whirlwind of great action combined with compelling characters and a on -the-money-plot. The world St. Crow as created for us is familiar, but with unique twists that make it a must read for fans of the genre.


Bottom line, if you loved Twilight or if you're a fan of Anita Blake or Sookie Stackhouse, this book is for you!

Strange Angles is out tomorrow, but you can order it here now (if you just can't wait)



Dru Anderson isn't afraid of the dark, but she should be!

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Life coaches/ Tuesday Versus

Greetings, salutations, and what up? Welcome out to today's Tuesday Versus staring my two personal life coaches,



Albus Dumbledore


Versus


Yoda



That's right. I'm going there! Bring it on gentlemen!


First up, Big D.!


+Says stuff like, "Nitwit! Oddment! Blubber Tweak!" and people just nod like it's really deep.




+Speaks Mermish. (Mermanish? Meffolkish?)

+Even Dawlish admits he has style.


+When he speaks, EVERYONE listens.




-Let Snape kill him. SRSLY?



-Life goals include owning lots of woolly socks.






On to the Little Green Machine...





+Before he moved to the swamps of Degobah (SP?) he had the 'big room' in the Jedi temple. And he is the an who put the Yankees on the road to success.




+Directed an entire army of clones with just a walking stick and a lightsaber. (It's the one with 'Bad Mamajamma' on the handle)



- Can make stuff hit you from across the room. He's the WORST bunk mate ever!





+Says stuff like "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to practical jokes like plastic wrap on the toilet, and no one wants that..." or something like that. I forget.


+ And did I mention he's faster than a leprechaun on speed? Yeah.


-Worst 'Got Milk' campaign ever.







And the winner is...
Dumbledore!!


Deciding factor:

He gave me a lemon drop once. (What can I say? I'm easy.)
Have a great day, and stop by tomorrow for my review of Strange Angels by Lili St. Crow.
See you then!

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Star Trek, the ARC, and a note for MOM

I just got home from seeing the premier of Star Trek. Most of my friends are still in line for the next show because very few people actually knew about the 7pm one at my local theater
(neener neener, Jacob). And I have just a few comments.

****SPOILER ALERT****

Firstly, WOW! I loved the cast! Chris, Zachary, and most especially Karl Urban and Simon Pegg. What a perfect match! Oh, and Captain Pike is still my hero.

Secondly, I loved the action and the whole plot, really. I loved seeing the boys AS boys. And Lil Spock in a fist fight just made my week.

Thirdly, It opens up an entire branch of the Star Trek universe previously unknown and unavailable to us. Just think of the possibilities!!!

Minor nits:
Ryder as Spock's mom? Is that really the best we could do?
Chekhov? Really?
Uhura and Spock make out. That's just defying the laws of the universe right there.

All in all,
I LOVED IT!!!
So go check it out!

Also, I got an ARC (advance read copy, for you non-writey types) of the new YA novel, Strange Angels from Razorbill/Penguin Group today. They want me to give it a read and post about it here on the blog! How cool is that?
As a bonus, it looks way cool, and I hope to get it read this weekend for a Monday review. Be sure to check back then!
I think that's it for now! I need to get out of this uniform (of awesomeness) and get to bed! Have a spectacular weekend everyone.
I also want to take a second to thank a very special woman.

Mom, Mothers Day is just around the corner, and while I'm sure you know how great I think you are and how much you mean to me (because I tell you all the time), Let me just say,
I love you.
And, Thanks.

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Interview with Author Faith Hunter!

Today I have another special treat for my readers! A special edition of Ten Questions with Author Faith Hunter!! Her Rogue Mage series is absolutely spectacular and addictive! If you like Paranormal or Urban Fantasies, you MUST check them out!


On to the interview!


Thanks for stopping by the Circular File today! Let's jump right in!


1. Where did you get the idea for Bloodring?(My favorite in the Rogue Mage series)


I have long been a reader of end-time literature and fantasy. In end-time literature I could see a vast hole left by writers – a vacant space that might incorporate the views of several major religions, an ending that might be driven by aliens or messengers bent on judgment, but without the proselytizing often seen in religion-based books. A sort of *what-if*, but with a wicked twist.In fantasy, humans are often portrayed as the top of the moral and ethical food chain, fighting evil and demons and creatures that go bump in the night. I figured that if there is light matter and dark matter, matter and antimatter, light and dark, good and evil, left and right, up and down, high and low, then where there were demons there must also be angels. But maybe not your daddy’s angels. Maybe angels who have a twist. Maybe angels who are not exactly “holy” as we understand it. Once that set of thoughts came to mind I started with the what-ifs. And I was lost in this very complex and unforgiving world of the Rogue Mage books. The books went back to press in April, BTW! Whoowhoo!


2. Which character (of yours) do you identify most with, and why?


I don’t really identify with any of my characters, which sounds weird seeing as they come from inside me. But they are all so maladjusted, socially challenged, and needy… Wait. Hmmm. Okay, maybe I identify with all of them. (laughing)


3. How/why did you start writing?


I have been writing under a variety of names since 1990. I fell in love with it in high school when my 10th grade writing teacher told me I had talent. I still thank Ms. Carol Kohler for her support and caring. She was a great teacher, and still is, somewhere!


4. What authors/books do you read?


I love urban fantasy, but I read lots of genres and authors.Thrillers: Harlan Coben, Stuart Woods, and others of their ilk. (Did I say ilk???)Fantasy: David B Coe, Misty Massey, Gail Z Martin.Urban Fantasy: Kim Harrison, Charlaine Harris, Rachel Caine, come to mind, but I read widely in this genre and love it all!


5. What is the most challenging/rewarding thing about being a writer?


Challenging for me is the finding the time needed to do proper promo. Just today I have been at the PC for 4 hours all for blogging and PR stuff. When will I get to the writing? Maybe not at all today. It may be later in the week. Sigh…


6. How do you find inspiration?


That is everywhere. For instance we have a bird nest under the back deck (which is 13 feet off the ground). In it are three chicks, one with normal plumage, and two who are albinos. If you want to see a pic go to www.faithhunter.net and click on Nature and Faith under the photo heading. Too cool! Anyway, the birds got me to thinking about pecking orders in families and sibling rivalry when differences are so very pronounced. I could do a book based on a winged, flighted race and what happens when two chicks are hatched with white plumage and red eyes. Woowoo moments are everywhere.


7. What was the best writing advice you ever received?


Every main character has to have (at least) one great strength and one great weakness. The weakness has to drive the plot and the character almost to destruction. The strengths (and developing strengths) have to save them both. This is what makes a hero.


8. What's the coolest thing that's happened to you since you became a writer?


Awards are nice… Oh! I know. Two things! One: When I get to meet my favorite writers! I got a hug from Harlan Coben which still stands as my all time fav celebrity hug! Two: When a fan writes and says, “Your work got me through a hard night,” or “Your work made me think,” or “Write faster!” Fan emails are the best!


9. What's your favorite quote of all time, and why?


At the moment, two, though they have changed over the years. Currently is one in Skinwalker (coming from ROC in July 09) by my character Jane Yellowrock. Jane is a skinwalker who takes gigs hunting down and killing rogue vampires. Her card says “Have Stakes, will Travel.” I didn’t write it. I like it because it came from her mind. Honest.The second is, “Writing is easy. All you have to do is stare at a piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.” It reminds that writing is *not* always easy.


10. What are you working on right now?


Right now I am rewriting a Gwen Hunter suspense book for reissue. Ashes to Ashes, out this summer in trade PB.


The Rogue Mage books; BloodRing, Seraphs, and Host, are available anywhere books are sold, or you can go to her website,
http://www.faithhunter.net
and click on the links.
Skinwalker will be released by ROC in July 09! Real SOON!
 


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Attack of the Tuesday versus

I made it home from my Birthday Blowout in Las Vegas this weekend. What a blast!! We went to the Price is Right, auditioned for Wheel Of Fortune, saw Phantom (Of the Opera) and made new pals at Madame Tussuad's. Plus the pooling and gambling and buffeting and etc. I'd go into more detail, but that's a blog for another day!





It's Tuesday here at the Circular File, and you know what that means. It's time once more for a fantastic episode of Versus. This week, I thought we'd go a little darker and take a look at my favorite B Flicks of all time.








Here we go!








This week it's



Attack of the Killer Tomatoes



Versus



Killer Klowns from Outer Space








The veggies are up first.




(*Disclaimer* Yes, I know that tomatoes are technically fruit. I just don't care.)




+The plot. After a wave of reports of mysterious attacks involving people and pets being eaten by the traditionally docile fruit, a special government task force is set up to investigate the violent veggies and put a stop to their murderous spree.





+Included in this crack team are a lieutenant who never goes anywhere without his parachute




+an underwater expert who's never out of his scuba gear




+a master of disguise who conceals his appearance by dressing as a black Adolf Hitler




- At some point the made the sequels Return of the Killer Tomatoes, The Killer Tomatoes Strike back (George Lucas kicked somebody's a** for that I bet) and of course, Killer Tomatoes Eat France. Plus there was a crappy (but hi-wait for it-larious) TV show in the early 1990's.




+ Best quote from a movie President EVER. "I can say without fear of contradiction, that under no circumstances, and at no time has that current administration expended any public monies whatsoever for the purchase of the fluffy flower print toilet paper."




- Worst movie quote from a fake General ever, "it's not what we thought. It's a cherry tomato."



+Great tag line. "When good vegetables go bad"




And now for




Attack of the Killer Klowns from Outer Space




+ The plot. Students Mike and Debbie, on their first date at "Make-Out" Point, are quite intensely conducting their own anatomical studies when they're distracted by what appears to be a falling star plummeting to Earth. Curious, Mike and Debbie investigate, and after driving to a spot a few miles outside of town, they discover... a weird, glowing circus tent?! Unknowingly, Mike and Debbie have stumbled upon the site of an incredible phenomenon; the "circus tent" is in fact the home of a strange alien breed - killer klowns from outer space.




+ Things to be wary of. People wrapped in cotton candy cocoons ( of death), super long bendy straws with razor sharp points (of death), and creme pies...yeah, of death. Oh, and watch out for the Popcorn...you guessed it. Of death.




-Some quotes sounded like they belonged in Deliverance. For example, "What're ya gonna do with those *pies*, boys? " Do I hear banjos?!?!



-Debbie, was quite possibly the dumbest movie damsel EVER. She got trapped in a balloon for Pete's sake.





And the winner is...

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

Deciding factor:

Besides the fact that that tomatoes are inherently less creepy than clowns and therefore an unprovoked tomato attack is more of a shock, they also have a groovy theme song!




(Other great tunes on the soundtrack include 'Puberty Love' and 'Love theme from Attack of the killer Tomatoes'. I can't make this stuff up folks!)

Anyway, I hope everyone has a great week!



Keep checking back for an upcoming interview with Author Faith Hunter!!

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Back by popular demand, Tuesday Versus!

You asked for it!!

Over 40k hits, and half of you were looking for Versus, so here you have it!

This week, we bring you a steaming cup of :




Family Guy




versus



Futurama

Up first, The Griffin family!!










+ Lois is still the hottest cartoon mom on TV.






+Chris sounds just like Seth Green. I LOVE Seth Green!






+ Brian's drinking problem makes me feel better about my own addictions.






+ Stewie is almost as obsessed with Star Trek as I am. He actually abducted the entire cast last month.








+ Did someone just shout "Blue Harvest"?











- Brian is a talking dog, yet he wears no pants. Goofy wears pants. And don't give me that 'what about Pluto' crap, because he can't speak, and therefore has no business wearing clothes.






- They are always fighting with the neighbors.





- Peter Griffin says things the rest of can only think. Like this.












Now on to Futurama!
















+ Just when I thought I couldn't love Fry any more, he gave me this.












+ Bender is almost as blatant and maniacal as Stewie. Almost.









+Richard Nixon's disembodied head is the president. That's exactly how it really will be in the future, except it will be Bill Clinton's disembodied a**.






-Professor reminds me of a pervy old man I lived next to once.




- Bender's Oscar acceptance speech was the worst thing I've heard since Sean Penn admitted to being a " Commie loving homo".



And the winner is:



FAMILY GUY!!!
Because it's not just quality television, it's the world's best BINGO game!


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Star Trek uniform

So, I finally found my camera and here's the pic of the uniform I made for the Star Trek release!
This week will be a bit frantic around here, so I'm not sure how often I'll get to post, but know I have some great stuff coming up with some amazing writers, and I'll be back next week with pics from my trip!
Take care, and have a great week!

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Interview with Author Beth Trissel

Good morning readers! I have a great post for you today, I sat down this week with the wonderful author Beth Trissel to talk a little about her upcoming releases and she agreed to answer ten questions for my blog readers.

Hi Beth! Welcome to the blog!

Thanks so much for having me.

1. What made you decide to be a writer?

I’ve always written, since childhood. First journal entries, poems and short non-fiction essays about country life, then I made the tremendous leap to historical romance novels 13 yrs ago.

2. What do you find most challenging/rewarding about writing?

The journey itself of writing the novel is both the most rewarding and challenging. Then I have to encapsulate it in a sentence, blurb, synopsis, and write posts…also rather daunting.

3. What character (of yours) do you identify most with and why?

I most identify with Rebecca in Through the Fire because she’s both vulnerable and strong and has one heck of a temper which made her a lot of fun to vent through. I wrote Through the Fire after the death of my young daughter’s best friend to a drunken driver. I was angry and grieving, and so is Rebecca at the start of the book.

4. What authors/books do you read?

I mostly focus on my research these days so read non-fiction related to the history of various time periods and settings. I read little fiction apart from romance written by my good friends. The Wild Rose Press has some fantastic authors in all genres. I also read a lot of children’s books.

5. How do you find inspiration for your books?

Research into my early English/Scots-Irish ancestors inspired much of my writing, especially after they settled in Colonial America. I’m also fascinated with Eastern Woodland Indians, with a special focus in the Shawnee. I had ancestors taken captive by this tribe. These stories inspired my passion for the Colonial frontier. I’ve also been led by dreams.

6. How do you deal with writers block?

I have what I call my ‘thinking times.’ Sometimes I take a break and work on a different novel.

7. Where did you get the idea for 'Enemy of the King'?

This absorption with early America also extends to the high drama of the Revolution and ancestors who fought and loved on both sides of that sweeping conflict. My research into the Southern face of the war was partly inspired by my great great great grandfather, Sam Houston, uncle of the famous Sam, who kept a journal of the Battle of Guilford Courthouse, North Carolina, 1781, used by historians today. Years ago as I was researching my Scots-Irish forebears I often came across references to a battle fought during the Revolution called King’s Mountain. The name alone drew me. I vowed to go back later and research it more in depth and uncovered fascinating fodder for the imagination. That battle played a key role in turning the tide of the revolution and figures prominently in Enemy of the King.

8. What was the best writing advice you ever received?

Write what you love, and to that I would add because you're going to be doing it for a very long time. Revise, revise, revise.

9. What are you working on right now?

I’m at work on the next novel in my ‘Somewhere’ series, and revising an already written but not quite finished historical romance with light paranormal elements.

10. What is your favorite quote from one of your books?

Ouishi catoui, which means ‘Be strong’ in Shawnee. I used it in my not yet contracted but under consideration historical romance novel, Red Bird’s Song.



Wow! Great answers! Thanks so much for stopping by!

I know it's a crazy month for Beth, her new historical romance novels Enemy of the King, Through the Fire, and Daughter of the Wind are all releasing in the next month. You can find her novels at any online bookseller, or you can order them from your local bookstore. You can also find electronic formats at the Wild Rose Press. If you haven't checked out her novel Somewhere, My Love, I highly recommend it!

Thanks for popping by today, I hope you all have a spectacular weekend!

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Something wicked this way comes...

No, it's not October (yet) but I'm having so much fun this month, it feels that way. I got word back from my Publisher this weekend, and they are looking at a mid November release date for my novel, FORESIGHT. Yay!

We are picking up on edits May 9th, which leave me a few more weeks of fun and relaxin' until the real work begins. This means I'll be completely free on May 8th if anyone has any ideas of something going on I may want to do...Particularly if it involves some sort of uniform...Hint, hint, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Also on the list of fun stuff going on, I'm launching a new segment here on the blog. I've met so many cool writers and editors in my quest for publication, that I thought it was a shame not to feature some of them here on the blog so...

This Thursday I'm kicking off TEN QUESTIONS, a new feature that will highlight some of the best writers and editors in the history of ever!!

This week we have guest author Beth Trissel stopping by to answer ten questions for my loyal readers. She's the author of my favorite historical romance of all time, Somewhere, My Love. She has two new romances coming out in May (including Enemy of the King *squee*), and I wanted to give all of you a chance to know her and love her as much as I do. (If I sound like a geeky fan girl, it's because I am!)

I'll be doing lots of these in the next few months, so if you're looking for a great read, or a new favorite writer, be sure to stop by and check it out!

On a quick side note, hubby and I hit the Red Barron Ball Saturday night. Wow! My only beef was, well, it was a masquerade ball and they were playing the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack, except they never played 'Masquerade'! Weird, right? I love that song. But I digress, it was beautiful, and amazing, and hubby looks darn good in a tux if I do say so myself! The next ball isn't until October which ironically is also a masquerade. So. Looking. Forward. To. That!

In the mean time, stay tuned for some exciting guest blogs and contests! Plus, all the random geekness you can handle! Have a great week!

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I can't believe I'm awake at this unholy hour...

*Alas*

I wanted to drop by...well, a few days ago actually...but being the eternal procrastinator I am, I felt like being lazy this week and so I'm just now getting to all those calls I promised to return, errands I swore to run, etc. You get the idea.

Today is my GF Kate's official ~Thank God Tax Season Is Over~ celebration and movie party which I'll be stopping in on later today. That is, after I run all my errands, do all my chores, and deliver cupcakes to my daughter's class. Today is Sidney's 7th birthday! Woot!

Also I have to pick up hubby's tux for the Red Barron Ball this weekend. Man, I haven't been this excited to wear a formal gown since PROM. And we all remember how that turned out. (*Wink*Marcia and Ray)


(Imagine this scene, only with lots of smoke, screaming, and foul language. Oh, and give Edward acne and a cumber bun. Yeah.)

With all this running amok in my brain, it's no wonder I'm up at 6 am writing this blog. Did I mention my BFF Rebecca is coming over this morning? She wants to check out the Star Trek costume I made. I'll have her take a few pics so I can post them here. Please keep in mind that sewing IS NOT MY BAG, BABY.




I have noticed recently (as in like five seconds ago) that today is in fact Thursday and not Tuesday, so once again I'm slacking on your motivational poster.







So, here are two, just to make it up to you. No, really, no need to thank me.


Most of this week I played with my WiP (work in progress for you non writey types in the house) and I must say, it WiP'ed my butt. *Sigh* I'm trying to set up a really sad scene, but it's just being hard to write. I keep rushing through it like a kid running through a haunted house with their eyes closed screaming "I'm not scared!". I think I'll feel better about it after I finish the new scene that's going in front of it. It's soft and calm and sweet.

All the better to eat you with.

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Get yer goodies!

We spent the past few days setting up my new Merchandise store for my forthcoming novel, Foresight. (OK, with lots of help!) We finally settled on a few initial designs and products and now we're up and running! Woot! I thought I'd let my peeps know here first, but it will also be on my website and a few other key places on the net. The designs are still evolving, and we'll add new ones as we get closer to publication! Let me know what you think!
http://www.cafepress.com/ForesightBook
Have a great Monday!

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The Easter dilemma

If you have children (or husbands) you understand the moral dilemma that comes with holidays like Easter, Christmas, basketball season, and every day a tooth falls out of their precious head. Do you lie? Do you tell the truth and crush their tiny spirit? Do you tell awkward half truths that ultimately lead to mass confusion? The answer is simple.

Yes.

Some hardcore parents drop the truth bombs on their kids from the their first holiday. God bless you. I've never had the strength to look my little darlings in the eye and whisper those soft words, "There's no Santa".

However, as the children inevitably get older (and smarter) the truth begins to creep in. I recall with vivid clarity the day my oldest son told me there was no such thing as Santa. Actually, what happened was I got an angry call from the mother of a young girl at his school who told me he'd made her daughter cry by taunting her with the fact that there was no Santa. *Sigh*

So, as a family we sat down and I explained that Santa was the spirit of Christmas, the spirit of giving, and would always live in our hearts.

I think they bought it.

Later that day my daughter asked me if the Santa at the mall was the real one. I explained again about the spirit of the season. She smiled knowingly and said, "So, if Santa is the spirit of Christmas, who is the spirit of Halloween?"

Bless her heart.

(Bless her heart=*head slap*)

Now when my oldest son loses a tooth, he just hands it to me and demands his dollar. Sad, yet better than having to sneak into his room at 2 am and shove money under his pillow. Have you ever SEEN the room of a 13 yr old boy? It's like Chernobyl.

I'm just glad I still have one small one who will believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy for a while longer. (My middle children suspect that their Uncle Matt, a dentist, is actually the Tooth Fairy. I just smile.)

And to my sweet Hubby, Of course the Nuggets will win the championship.

*wink*

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Funny thing

Just a few quick notes before we get to today's motivational poster.





First, I finally got my Star Trek uniform finished. Woot! I'm now ready for the May 8th event. To my fellow geek crew who's going with me, phasers on awesome!





Second, still no word on release dates yet. Sorry. Edits are underway, just be patient. As soon as I know, you'll know.





Third, Book Club tonight! My house, 7pm. We're reviewing New Moon. See you there!





And finally, a personal note to Joss Whedon. Yes, we've all tried to watch Dollhouse. The first few episodes were crap. Last weeks was the first one I really enjoyed. I finally feel connected with the characters, I finally understand the subtle underplots you've woven in. *sigh* I'll probably keep watching on hulu, but I'm just not involved enough to sit down on the couch with a bag of popcorn and really devote myself to it. I think you lost your fanbase by taking so long to get Dollhouse off the ground. I really wanted to love it, I really did. But I don't. I like it, but I'm not passionate about it. I think you've repeated the same mistakes you made with FireFly. Plus, I think there is something lacking in both motivation and chemistry between Echo and her would-be hero. Make us feel it, Joss. Or we won't hang around much longer.





Now, without further ado, your Tuesday Motivational poster!


~Can I just add that last night during a game of Trivial Pursuit hubby actually said that Mary Kate and Ashley were the heavenly twins who sailed with Jason on the Argo.
*HEAD SLAP*
Have a great week everyone!

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Sink or swim

This month begins a sort of frenzy at my house. It's officially birthday season (all our birthdays are less than two weeks apart) and football season, Scout Camp season, etc. Basically, if there's anything we do annually, it's in the next 60 days. It leaves us all a little ragged by the beginning of June.

I know at some point everyone feels overwhelmed. Friends ask me sometimes, "How do you get it all done?"
My advice is simply this, love what you do. Love every game, meeting, party, practice. Just going into things with the right attitude makes a huge difference. Also, remember that it's OK to fail. Didn't get the laundry done today? OK. Still needing to get an oil change in the car, no big deal. Don't sweat the small stuff, no matter how big it feels sometimes.

I say, bring it on, April and May. I'll do to you what I do to everything else in my way, I'll wrestle you to the ground with WWF like speed and make you cry for mercy.

Did I mention I am going to the Red Barron Ball this year? Woot! I made Jeremy rent a tux Saturday. It was the funniest thing I did all week. When the poor girl measured his neck at 19, I thought he was going to DIE! LOL! He reminded me of Scarlett from Gone With The Wind,
"No! I'm a 17 1/2! I simply must be a 17 1/2 again!"
Snort.

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Milestones

Yes, it's April 1st, and it's official. I turn 30 this month! Eek!
So, in celebration I've decided to party all month until my birthday on the 30th. Nothing big (well, OK a few big things) but just trying to do something fun and special every day this month. For example, I'm getting all my girlfriends together for lunch on Friday. Stuff like that. Did I mention I'm going to see Boston Saturday night? Yep. This whole month is going to be a blast! Today I'm going to work on my marketing and publicity package I got from the publisher, which may not sound like fun, but I'm so excited!

I should also mention that Hubby sat down and watched Twilight with me last night. He actually liked it, for the most part. His only eye roll happened when Edward started sparkling. I think he hoped he'd burst into flames. *head slap*

Also, I've revamped the website. Head over, check it out, and leave me a comment on the guest book. Let me know what you think, and if there's anything else you want to see or anything you didn't like, so I can make the site sparkle.

http://www.sherryficklin.com/Home_Page.html

Have a great day, here's hoping no one pulls a really good practical joke on you!

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It's not too late!

Just under the wire! I'm here, hovering like the tooth fairy with your Tuesday goodies of...uh...goodness? Sure. In honor of the impending FINAL EDITS (YESSSSSS!!!), here's your motivational poster. Enjoy, and come back tomorrow for a special edition blog!


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Big news!

I got great news this week, my debut novel, FORESIGHT, was picked up for publication by Lilley Press. I'm so excited, I feel like I'm walking on air! The contracts are signed, and everything is official! Hooray! From here we begin the tedious things like editing, cover art, and marketing. As soon as I have details, You'll have details! Part of the new marketing and publicity means I'll be making this site a tad more professional (so behave ya hoodlums!) and incorporating more stuff from my publisher aka, release dates, release parties, artwork, etc. I may be in and out over the next few months with all the work ahead, so I'll leave you all my links.

http://sherryficklin.com/Home_Page.html

http://sherryficklin.blogspot.com/

http://blog.sherryficklin.com/ (same content)

http://twitter.com/sdficklin

http://www.myspace.com/fickchick

We are working on lots of fun stuff like a merchandise online store and giveaways for the blog readers. In the mean time, Thanks so much for all your love and support! You guys are awesome!

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On the horizon

Big news is coming! I can't give the details yet, but tune in later this week for the announcement. Meanwhile, I'm staying off the net for a few days. It's the only way to keep me form screaming to the heavens! Let the anticipation begin!

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bad Llama

Sorry, I totally spaced your Tuesday motivational poster. Things have been pretty strange around here this week. I have a few quick things I want to share with you.


First, Family Guy is airing their Next Generation reunion show this weekend. Check out the preview on Fox.com, it's frakin hilarious.


Second, The BSG finale crushed my soul. *Shakes fist* I'll get you SyFy, if it's the last thing I do!


Third, My baby chicks are now capable of flight, and although their top speed is 3 inches per hour, I still have to chase them around all day. What's up with that?


Fourth, My MS is under consideration at the Lilly Press. Wish me luck.


Fifth, A Burger King breakfast meal contains an ENTIRE day's worth of calories. That knowledge does nothing to deter me form craving them.


All that aside, here's your motivational poster. Better late than never!

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Drunk Midget Limbo and other things stealing my sanity

Last night hubby and I were loafing on the sofa. Thanks to our super ginormous cable package we were flipping through 500 channels of THERE IS NOTHING ON! When we came across the G4 channel. We stop here sometimes to catch random Kung-Fu.
Um...moving right along....
There was this clip show on and they were showing a segment called Drunk Midget Limbo. Yep, you heard that correctly. And it was exactly what the name implied. The world's most bazaar drinking game, and hopefully (crosses fingers and closes eyes tightly) the newest Olympic sport.

Speaking of drinking games, If you don't follow me on Twitter, A. You should and B. you don't know about the super fun BSG drinking game we've created for the series finale this Friday.
The rules are simple, every time someone says 'Frakk' -OR- Adama drinks, you must take a shot. Whiskey for you hard nosers, mt. Dew for the Mormons in the crowd (Holla!). By the end of the 2 hour finale, we should all be as wasted as Adama, himself. Fun!


Normally, I'd be glued to my TV for this epic event, but alas, I'm gonna record it. Don't worry, I'm not going to be one of those jerks who sticks their fingers in their ears and screams, "No! Don't tell me! I haven't seen it yet!" Partly because spoilers don't bother me, and partly because I totally have it coming. The day after Harry Potter, HBP released, I got shirt that read, 'Dumbledore Dies!' and wore it to the mall. Oh, I got some dirty looks that day! LOL.


But, alas, I shall be having a girls night out Friday. I've decided it's not What you do, but Who you do it with that makes something worthwhile! I love you girls!! SWAK!

Also, I have come to a few startling, earth changing revelations this week. I'll leave them here for you.

1. Twitter is like Crack (without the bad teeth)





2. Just when I thought I couldn't love Big Bang Theory anymore, they brought me the greatest game ever. Secret Agent Lazar Obstacle Chess. (I'm bringing the game next month, Ladies!!)





3. If you are going to be a ninja, it pays to specialize. Anyone can be a ninja, but it takes real talent to be a garbage disposal ninja!





4. Someday I WILL own my own movie theater and show whatever I want. Like Killer Clowns from Outer Space on Thursdays and Army of Darkness on Tuesdays. I'll call it MasterGeek Theater.





5. Everyone should own a Pocket Edward. Sally has one, and I'm coveting! Darn it!




6. Steve Perry should never have gone solo. 'Foolish Heart'? I don't think so, Mr. Perry. I don't think so!





7. This is the best wedding cake, EVER!






HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE!

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Chaos Theory

First let me say,



HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY you wanna be Irish fools! Go drink something green, wear funny hats, and pinch people at random! Woot!


Chaos Theory describes the behavior of certain dynamical systems – that is, systems whose states evolve with time – that may exhibit dynamics that are highly sensitive to initial conditions. As a result of this sensitivity, which manifests itself as an exponential growth of perturbations in the initial conditions, the behavior of chaotic systems appears to be random. This happens even though these systems are deterministic, meaning that their future dynamics are fully defined by their initial conditions, with no random elements involved. This behavior is known as deterministic chaos, or simply chaos.


Let me give you an example:

The school district determined that children and teachers need a break from classes in the spring, because they are so exhausted from the massive winter break they had only 3 months ago. Thus my children are left home during a time when it is still often too cold to play outside and we have little to no funds to GO DO anything with. Thus the children grow bored and cranky. They fight, they whine. As the only parent in the home, outnumbered 3-1, I must now do all the things I normally do, plus act as referee, judge, bank, and purveyor of snacks. As a result of the school's decision, I have grown irritable, cranky, bored, and short tempered. I in turn make plans to do FUN THINGS as soon as possible. I want to go play. I make plans for the weekend. They then disrupt my husband's plans, making him cranky and irritable. We bicker. Dishes go undone. He then goes to work in a bad mood, and is grumpy with his employees. Who in turn go home cranky and irritable and bicker at their wives. And so on, and so forth. Before you know it, women all over town are abandoning their homes and families this Friday night to get together and hit a midnight release party for Twilight on DVD.

None of this is random. If you or your spouse is itching to go out this weekend, just remember. It's all the school's fault!!


And that's my story and I'm sticking to it.






So, it's Tuesday once more. My motto for the month has gone from 'Think Positive' to 'I am going to make it through this month if it kills me!'. Spring break is over and the kiddos are (finally!!!) back to school. Thus I spent the morning writing, and I will spend the afternoon cleaning my house for my get together tonight. I'm looking forward to spending some time with my girls. It feels like I haven't seen them in months!



As an added bonus, We're going to hit the Midnight DVD release party at Hastings Friday, then have a viewing party Saturday at Kate's house. She's promised us big surprises and much fun! I can't wait!






P.S. I came up with a cake solution. It's a surprise! I'll post pics here next month. I've picked one for the Book Club meeting next month (we're reviewing New Moon!) and another for the actual movie release in November. Should be very cool.






On to your motivational poster of the day!!






See? Chaos at work.

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Having my cake and eating it too...

I was lucky enough to get a glimpse of some set pics from the New Moon filming in B.C. this morning. *squee* Ahem, I mean, I can hardly wait for the release. I'm foregoing the annual Halloween bash at the house this year so I can host a New Moon release party instead. I'm slowly accumulating goodies for games, prizes, decor, etc. As a matter of fact, I spent the better part of last night painting tulips...Don't ask.


I've been looking at cakes this week. If you know me, then you know how much I love to bake, and this party will give me a great excuse to do just that. I'm trying to decide on a cake. I've found two that I really like so far, and I'd like to hear your ideas!


In the running is:



And

I'd love to hear what you think, or if you have any ideas! Have a great weekend everybody!

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Positivitude

Positivitude, the state of having a positive attitude despite any and all grievances, is my theme for the week. With the economy #EpicFailing and things seemingly spiraling out of control it's good to have the right perspective. I'm a firm believer that good thoughts bring good things, or at least make the bad things easier to handle. On that note, here's a few fun things we've done recently:

I got to participate in #queryfail on twitter last week, which was both fun and informative. Of course, I may have felt differently if it had been MY query being massacred for the peeps, but I think not. Now the wonderful Agents who were involved are getting serious backlash from angry writers, editors, etc. Let me just say,




I Support #QueryFail!!!



Speaking of Twitter, I was lucky enough to get to tweet (twitter chat) with Brent Spiner and Wil Weaton this weekend. (Data and Wesley Crusher from S.T.N.G)



Can I just say, OMG, total geek out moment. *Sigh*And according to them, JJ Abrams got the green light to do a new S.T.N.G. movie where Wil will be playing Data. *faints from the awesomeness*


Also, we got our new baby chicks yesterday. We went with Aracanas this year. They call them 'Easter egg chickens' because they lay colored eggs. Blue, pink, green, yellow. The kids are so excited to see what colors we get. I'll just be pleased if they're both hens. Last year my friend got some and ended up with 2 roosters. It's just hard to tell when they're this young. But they are cute, so unbelievably cute!!


We have yet to name the little chicks, so if you have a great idea for a chicken name leave it here in the comments for consideration.

I'll leave you with the motivational poster of the week.




Have a great Tuesday!

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Why I love/hate Colorado...

This weekend was supposed to be a fun family hiking/camping trip down to Cortez, to Mesa Verde, with some fun stops along the way. At the last second we had to cancel due to the freak snowstorm which was hitting down there. It's MARCH! It's SPRING! We should have seen the last of the snow weeks ago, in my opinion. But no, there it was, ruining my vacation.

*Sigh*

The kiddos were really disappointed. Especially Connor, who has been depressed for like a week, ever since his mom called to tell him she wasn't moving back here after all. Poor guy. He was so excited to have her here and now he's really bummed out. This isn't the first time she's promised to move closer to him and then changed her plans. We were hoping the trip would make him feel better, but...

Alas. (She's visiting this week at least, so hopefully he'll be OK.)


Now, we did go hiking (in the Bookclifs) and we did campout (in the yard) and we did make a big bondfire, and have fun, but it just wasn't the same. Hubby says, "It's not a cancelation, just a postponement." And he's right, I was just a little bummed out too.



However, as I was ranting about the snow this weekend we stopped over at our local grocery store and what to my wondering eye should appear?

On the street corner, like something out of a dream, was a Storm Trooper talking to Silent Bob. Swear to god. I was so geeked out, I took a picture!


It was as if the Gods of nerds had smiled down on me, making me forget my winter woes and giving me this silly gift. A new comic book store has opened near my house, and they were out promoting the opening. Yay!


Suddenly, my spring break blues are gone, and I can face the week of having all the kiddos (minus one) home. I hope the weather holds out for park trips and Bananas (fun park). I'm not sure how much actual work I'll get done, but hey. If my house isn't perfectly clean, or my laundry isn't completely done, if I spend the entire week having fun with my kiddos, it'll be well worth it!

Happy Spring everyone!

And when life gets you down, just be on the lookout for those Storm Troopers!

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Why I hate Vista...


Let me rephrase. I don't hate vista. I hate the fact that you can't just buy a laptop with office o8 on it anymore. I could buy a laptop, send it off to the gods of computer thingyimigigs and pay an extra grand to have the hard drive wiped clean and office 08 installed.

Communists.

Alas, for some unknown reason my PC (which runs on office 03) and my laptop (vista) are at war. The worst part is they are using my manuscript as cannon fodder. When I open it on the laptop (where it was written) it's perfect. I jump drive it to the PC. When I open it it looks something like this:


mailt*I%(&E*%5E@(Y B^* CN#(*&(^(*& (#& X@N


By:Shew8er7w984ru9 fiCNE UI923



Yep. Super.

So I spent all morning at the inlaws house (their PC runs vista also) printing, emailing and generally babying my MS.


*shakes fist at Microsoft*


All is well, FOR NOW, as long as I don't try to open said files on my pc. I should mention that ALL my laptop files are doing this strange formatting. I've tried everything. No luck. Hopefully hubby can fix my Humpty-Dumpty computer before I freak out and throw it out a Windows!

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Woot!

Sup people?


I'm in such a great mood today (despite the fact that I missed Heroes last night) because this morning I woke up to am email from UBER-AGENT X (as she will heretofore be known) requesting my manuscript! She wants 2 copies, one via email (easy) and one via snail mail (I'm out of printer paper!GASP!). So I'm off to the store and ect, ect.


But I will not leave you hangers on, well, hanging. Here's your motivational poster of the day. Actually, I'm feeling generous. Have two...


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And the band played on...

I got news back from the publisher today. She's a great lady with a small but wonderful e-publishing house. The problem? It's a house that specializes in romance novels.


A friend actually referred me to them because Foresight, for all it's paranormal/fantasy stuff is at it's core, a love story. As all good stories are...


But alas, after 2 rounds of edits, it still wasn't right for their list. I simply couldn't make my square peg fit in their round hole. "It's not a matter of quality", she said, "only one of personal taste."


I have to say, I'm not exactly heart broken over this. Most of the changes she wanted were great, smart, good changes, but a few, just a few, I felt compromised my story. There were scenes she felt were too risque (for a romance publisher?!?!) for a YA novel, a few key phrases she felt were too profane that I thought were appropriately profane. But who says 'no' to an interested publisher?

Not me!

So I made the changes, good and not so good.

Now, however, I once again have the freedom to fix those scenes I was unhappy with and keep looking for someone who gets my work, and the genre it's in, a little better. I am undyingly thankful for a talented editor to have looked over my work and helped me make it shine. And for teaching me an important lesson about speaking up when I think somethings important enough to speak up for.


There are still 2 ladies (I'm looking at you!) who are considering my manuscript. Wish me luck! Keep your fingers crossed, and may the force be with you!

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Tuesday...Mardi Gras!!!

It's that time of week, dear friends. I seem to be in need of a small pick-me-up, so without further delay, here it is.




Now I will head off to the kitchen to make up some waffles and eggs for me and the kiddo. Because we all know, nothing can go wrong on a day that begins with fresh, homemade waffles.




Have a great MardiGras everyone!!!!

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Facebook stole my soul...

Alert!! Anything you post on Facebook can and will be used against you. Anyone can read, forward, copy, ect anything you throw up there, including Facebook itself.

Is anyone besides me NOT SHOCKED by this? Here it is people, when you post something on the Internet, ANYWHERE, someone could hack, steal, copy, plagiarize and generally steal your crap! If you are writing a book and don't want the ENTIRE planet to be able to read it, don't post it! And don't think those flimsy 'Privacy' settings are going to protect you. Even if only an 'approved friend' can see something, what's to stop them from copying it and sending it to a million friends and strangers? Nothing.
Images, ideas, and other creative property should simply not be distributed in this manner. I have a few blogs and social networking profiles. I don't put ANYTHING on them that I'm not comfortable sharing with the free world.
It's like playing rock, paper, scissors (lizard, Spock) and whining when you throw up paper over my rock. I will punch you with my already closed fist and say, 'oh, I'm sorry I thought your paper would protect you. Schmuck."

On a lighter note, Did anyone catch HEROES this week?
Here's a recap:

1. Claire's new pal Alek, heretofore referred to as Aquaman. I haven't seen such a useless superpower since a drowning Lois Lane (on Smallville) was whisked out of Meteor Lake by..um...Aquaman. Hey guess what, anyone can swim underwater. They make these things called air tanks...

2.Nathan Petrelli is a US Senator, and a putz. If you are gonna make an omelet, you have to be man enough to break a few eggs. Even if those eggs are your brother/daughter/mother/friends. Hmm...if only he had a tiny mustache and spoke German...

3.We don't like Hero unless he has powers. As a normal person, he's super boring and annoying. It's pretty sad when Ando becomes 'the cool one'.

4.Who is Rebel? I vote for Seth Green. I love Seth Green.

5.Sylar and his evil-minion -in-training Luke. (In Vader voice) "Luke, I am your father's wife's nephew's adopted son. And possibly your brother." It's like seeing Batman and Robin if they were evil, and AWESOME!

6. The only redeeming scene was Peter and Parkman hijacking Claire's daddy, HRG. Somebody needs to beat that guy with a rubber hose.

***On an unrelated topic I caught the new Terminator-Sarah Connor also. Best episode yet. I love that Jon's daddy made an appearance. I LOVE Jonathan Jackson. He was Lucky on my daily soap for a while, and I've had a tiny girl crush on him ever since. If you missed it, check it out on Fox's website.***

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Falling off the wagon...

I spent the better part of the week on various social /writers networking websites chatting, blogging, or ect. What does that mean for EVERYTHING ELSE in my basket right now. You guessed it.



Procrastination.



Crap. I have gotten no work done this week on Second Sight or my new YA manuscript. My laundry hath runneth over it's basket and my floors need to be mopped. Double crap.






You know how it is - not just with writing, but with anything - you slack off for a weekend thinking you'll get back to it Monday. But you don't. Now I have brain rot.






It's that sticky substance that grows between your ears thus preventing any original or creative thoughts from pouring out. What I need today folks is a bit of inspiration to get me back on track. A little motivational poster or something.


Hmmmm...I'm not sure these help...


I need a few lines of good dialogue or something- anything - to build on. Throw me a frickin bone here people! I'm sending out an SOS. Music, movies, books, anything. My muse has fled the country and I need to win her back.

So, drop me a line. Let me know what you do when you get stuck. Something has to work.

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Truth, Justice and the Amer...Hey, is that guy sparkling?

Tuesday Versus!

Today we have a personal favorite of mine!

Superman

Vs
Superman?
Vs
Superman?


What the crap?


In honor of award season and E mag's eternal quest for 'Who wore it best', we are taking on the three top Superdudes in a battle of the hotties.




Superman #1

(Christopher Reeves)



+Superman Movies 1-4



+He never let evil win. Even when he was evil himself.


-Gene Hackman as Lex Luthor? Puh-lease.




Superman #2

(Dean Cain)



+Filled out the suit nicely

+Made out with a desperate housewife
-Did anyone (besides me) even watch Lois and Clark?


-Oh no he didn't!!!!




Superman #3
(Brandon Routh)



+Had ambitions of being Superstud since back in the day when he dressed up as him for Halloween and chicks everywhere went, "holy crap!"

+Best Lex ever (Kevin Spacey)

-Who's your daddy? Alien or not, you really should take precautions...


-Ever wonder why he wore the red and blue suit? This was the other one his mom made him...


*NOTE*


I have not forgotten about:
Kirk Alyn
George Reeves
Blayne Weaver (Losing Lois Lane-funny flick)
and of course,
Tom Welling.
(OOH BABY)










And the winner is:


Chris Reeves!!!!

(He's almost as hot as Edward!!)


Oh, and for all you Superman junkies like me, you will be happy to know that the JLA Movie is finally in pre-production!! It should hit theaters in 2011.
You can check it out here;

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I want to believe

The folks over at the FFF posted an interesting question today that I want to weigh in on.

When reading a paranormal or urban fantasy, how much disbelief do you tolerate in your characters?

I think for the most part, I want a character who gets on board pretty fast with whatever supernatural element is wreaking the havoc. Nothing gets me as frustrated - as a reader - as when a character is in such TOTAL and UTTER denial that their best friend is actually EATEN by the zombie/werewolf/vampire before they admit to themselves that it's possible.

Life is so much easier when you embrace the insane crap that goes on and just deal with it.
OK, so your personal trainer doubles as a powerful wizard who can shoot magic lightning from his fingertips and he needs YOU to help him save his twin brother from the clutches of an evil sorceress.
Yeah.
Just go with it.

But is that what people would really do? Probably not. We'd politely excuse ourselves and call the cops/crazy wagon on that trainer and have him carted of to a room with rubber walls.
Heck, if a burning bush appeared in your living room spouting commandments from God, you'd probably grab the closest fire extinguisher and put the darn thing out.

So, why is it OK for novels to take such a leap? When we pick up a book like that, we go in expecting the weird. We chant for it, we wear our 'team weird' t-shirts, we expect from the very beginning that the reason our new boyfriend is mysteriously absent from the school dance on a night when there just happens to be a full moon is because he's off somewhere being very, very furry.
In real life, it's take YEARS of similar behavior to even give us an inkling that something hinkey was afoot. And then, we'd probably just think he was in a cult.

I for one, want my action in a novel to progress QUICKLY. Did you ever read the Historian? It was a best seller forever. It took ten years to write. I put it down about halfway through and never picked it up again. It was shaping up to be a great book. But it just took too long to get there for me. I knew from the get go that there were fang-face dudes, but it never came to reality for the characters. It just skirted around, hinting. And in typical denial fashion, they just pretended not to notice. It bugged me. I threw it away. And I never do that to books.

When I write, my characters catch on pretty quickly and accept pretty willingly whatever weirdness is going on. Some people don't like the lack of skepticism. I think you can have a freak out moment, but then it's on with business. Hand me my crossbow. I'm going in.

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Shenanagins!

Last night as part of my Tuesday ritual hubby and I joined up with some librarian friends of mine and hit the most awesome pub quiz in the Rockies, Geeks Who Drink. Or in my case, Geeks Who Drink Soda. I have a significant advantage in that by not consuming the alcohol, I'm able to remain fully cognizant while all my competitors become light brained with booze. Yeah. We came in second place. Go Librarians!!!





This morning, despite the fact my chickens got all riled up at 4 am (yes, it was almost chicken-fried-chicken for breakfast this morning) I got up early and did some work on the computer. A fair amount of the morning was taken up by answering and logging query responses on my QT account. It helps me keep track of who I've queried and when/how they respond.
An interesting phenomenon has begun. Normally, if you don't hear back from someone in a week or two, you kind of write them off. Many agents now will simply not respond unless they are interested. No big deal. However, it seems like everyone is catching up on things that went out last year and I've been receiving a fair amount of requests and rejections from people I'd long since written off. Weird. Plus, I just sent off a new batch of queries a little bit ago, and those are coming in now too.

Also, I am testing for Jeopardy tonight, an activity that never fails to leave me feeling like the most idiotic, brain-dead loser in the world. Seriously. I've tested before and both times it just spanked me. So why am I testing again? I guess I'm just glutton for punishment.
Maybe that's why I'm trying to get published. Leave it to me to tackle the most impossible, unlikely, OMG-this-is-taking-forever, activity and wrestle it to the ground till it begs for it's mama.
On that note, I have to go get the kiddies off to school.
*Rolls up sleeves*
Wish me luck!


P.S. Versus will be back next week!

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Chriss Angel is a douche bag

No, it's not just my personal opinion, it's TV fact.


Last night after I watched Smallville (one of my less grand obsessions) I left the TV on the CW and the show Supernatural came on. I don't normally watch this show. I'd seen it only once and it scared the crap out of me. I left it on because my nifty cable boxie-thingie shows me the title of each episode when a new show starts. Last night's episode was titled...you guessed it...Chriss Angel is a douche bag.


Can I just say...LOVE IT! It's little details like that that keep me smiling in this world of leaded gas, tax spikes, and mobile phones. I'm a nerd. And I don't care.


Normally besides my Superman obsession I watch a lot of quality USA network. My faves include Psych ("Do you really want to know my method? It usually begins with a 'Holla' and ends with a cremesicle") House ("Normal is overrated") and Burn Notice ("You know spies...bunch of bitchy little girls").


I do have a point! I swear! I'm getting there now. Just let me put down my cremesicle...

What do these things have in common? Yes, it's there, faint but true.

USA calls the phenomenon 'characters welcome'. You see where I'm going with this?


What makes a compelling character?


As a writer one of my greatest challenges is to bring a character to life. It has to walk off the page, a living breathing person. The best way to accomplish this is by giving your character flaws, quirks, or other humanizing characteristics.

Superman is made real via his alter ego the cripplingly shy, awkward Clark Kent. He's a goober. He's sweet. He trips allot.

Shawn Spencer is a man with a photographic memory, delusions of grandeur, and a gift for the witty remark. He uses these skills to trick people into believing he's psychic.

Dr. House is neurotic, with delusions of grandeur, and an addiction to prescription painkillers.

Micheal Weston is an ex-spy with a nut job girlfriend who's life revolves around being able to outwit, outplay, outlast the bad guys using his superior spy skills. And he has a thing for yogurt.


These personality quirks are what draw us into a character, they make him or her REAL to us.

There's a scene I read in a book once where the hero takes a few strands of the heroine's hair and puts them in his mouth. Unsanitary to be sure, but kind of sweet in a neurotic, creepy way.


No one is perfect. We all have our little dysfunctions. For example, my hubby can't eat a PBJ unless the jelly is on top when he takes a bite. He will peel open the sandwich and look to see how to eat it. Sometimes, I put PB on both slices and jam in the middle, just to mess with his head. I have my rubber duck collection organized alphabetically by name. It's a quirk. Or possibly OCD, who knows? It doesn't define who we are, but it adds those necessary layers that give a person dimension. So when you are writing or reading or watching Psych (this Friday on USA) look carefully at the characters. Take note of the little quirky things that make them unique. Imagine how boring life - or books - would be without them.
Now would someone please bring me a pineapple?!

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